I'm a female of the human species with white hair and glasses. All my life, and half of someone else's, I have lived in a humorous place called Earth. My Muse is a tiny menehune from the island of Oahu in Hawaii where I lived for a year. Ernest Hemingway once sat under the exact same coconut tree where I did most of my writing. I'm also a sensitive to criticism Virgo who loves to get paid for writing and speaking funny stuff. Even though my mind is filled with volcanic ash residue and I'm still finding sand in my shorts, I will continue to write until my Muse retires or I run out of pretty blue drinks, whichever comes first.